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Bruce » 22 Jul 2023, 2:37 pm » wrote: ↑

22 Jul 2023, 2:37 pm

Only one thing puzzled me that day.

How could both towers collapse straight down, like they’d been detonated by dynamite charges.

Remember, I was a stone cold wicked Republican on that day. I’d voted for Bush and Dole and Bush I and Bush I and Reagan and Reagan and would have voted for Ford except the **** Democrats in Kansas City were too damned clever to make it easy for college boys to vote in 1976.

I called up the smartest man I knew, and the first thing Jack said was those god damned Muslims have hit us the biggest lick since the Japs at Pearl Harbor!

I asked Jack, how do you know it was Muslims?

He said who else would have dared kill that many Jews in broad daylight?

Here’s the 9/11 Commission Report if you’d really like to know what happened.

This is as true as the Gospels, although not nearly as good a story. But it truly is righteous.

https://9-11commission.gov/report/

I asked Jack why both towers fell straight down and he said they couldn’t fall up, could they?

My wife was 32 years old and so hot you needed welding goggles to look at her.

She overheard me and said Oh invite Jack over for lunch and he overheard the invitation and said to me, get out that box of five dollar cigars.

I was really glad Jack was 38 years older than me and married to the most beautiful faced woman I’ll ever live to see, and the meanest, too.

All women loved Jack, and he loved even the ugliest ones right back.

He was a true genius, maybe the only genius I’ve personally met.